"AkU DaH KaTa"

hahahah aku bukan nak berlagak tak tentu pasal.. bukan aku sengaja..

tapi akhirnya, she gave me her f**king number jugak! She left the message in my facebook...

aku reply, "oh, now I don't have to answer any question? do I?? "

Aku dah cakap hari tu, jangan jual mahal dengan aku. Sebab aku jarang mintak number pompuan lain, so bertuah la korang kalau aku mintak. Means your HOT!! dalam aku punya definisi la..


tapi sebab minah ni dah jual mahal, aku takkan call atau message dia.. biar dia cari number aku dan message aku.. That's right!

"SyAkWaSaNgKa"

Ketika aku bangun pagi nak pegi keje, aku dah siap dengan pakaian kemas ku. Satu je benda lagi yang tinggal.. Jam Tangan aku!

Aku cari tempat rak yang biasa aku simpan. Tak ada! Mana perginya?

"Semalam, kawan-kawan Joe datang.. lepak-lepak. minum-minum.. aku dah tetidur kat sofa entah-entah.." bisik hatiku.

celaka punya orang, datang rumah orang, lepas tu ko kebas jam aku!! WTF?

Tiba-tiba aku ternampak benda berkilauan kat atas katil aku di celah-celah selimut..


"Oh Jam aku rupanya.." hehe

Maaf... cepat sungguh aku tak mempercayai orang..

"Thinker Bell"

Ada ke pompuan yang bila kita mintak num telephone; memberikan syarat untuk seorang lelaki itu, menjawab beberapa soalan????

1 question: Apa nama anjing Paris Hilton?

2nd question: Brad pitt dan Angelina Jolie ada berapa orang anak?

Aku perlu menjawab lagi 3 soalan.. ini soalan yang diutarakan terlebih dahulu..

AKu jawab; "Im sorry, im not gay enough to know this kind of question, especially Paris's dog!!"

"Its ok if you don't want to give me your number.. remember this, You will get my number one day"

terus aku logout facebook.. Bodo punya orang!!

Anjing Paris bernama Thinker Bell.. dan aku masih straight!!

"So SwEeT"

Jess suruh aku ambik dia esok pagi.

"Ok, jangan lupa gerak I kay, pagi esok?"

"hmm.. u macam tak nak je.. ??"

"Boleh, takkan lah I tak sanggup.. just wake me up tommorrow at 6a.m. kay?" kata ku

Esok pagi..

Aku bangun pukul 7.30..

Shit!! aku dah terlambat.. sebelah bantal aku, aku tengok notes kecik bertulis

"It's ok, I pergi sendiri, kesian tengok u tido, tak nak kejutkan u.. Luv you!"

hmmm... I will buy her fish manhattan dinner tonight!! Biar aku sambung tido dulu.. hehe

"Its a Lazy day FoR Me"

Been busy, been doing nothing actually....

She has been doing everything for me.. ;

(a) ironing my shirt
(b) putting my clothes in the washing machine
(c) sweeping my apartment floor
(d) scrubbing my toilets (tak pernah tengok sebersih ni)

"Untung sapa dapat kawin ngan minah ni" bisik hatiku..

What did I gave her in return?? Well, Ikan siakap 3 rasa and becoming a Yes Man for the whole month!!!!

'The Art of SeDuCtIoN'

Ini malam Sabtu. Aku masih lagi di rumah, selimut di atas badan ku. Channel HBO tetap kekal tanpa disentuh. Ya. Aku sorang-sorang di rumah. Pathethic!

'Jom pegi clubbing,' kata Jon dalam telefon.

'Thanx but no thanx,' saut ku yakin.

I don't dance. I drink but occasionally. I've been to the clubs before.. its hot, penat berdiri, air mahal, aku tak kuat minum, so there is no point of me going to the clubs. Unless there is a live band, then I would consider it.

'Ko ni apa la, ramai awek malam ni. Rugi tak gi bro. Kata ayat power!!.'

Ye, memang ayat aku power. Aku tau. Those girls won't appreciated it when they are drunk.

Aku tamatkan perbualan menguja dengan Jon.

Aku msg Jess 'Would you like to come over tonight?'

'Yeah, sure.' balas Jess

Power sangat ke ayat aku? Goodnite guys. See you tomorrow.

'VaLeNtInE's DaY!'

Pergi la celebrate.. Just go.. have fun for today is Valentine's Day!!!


Yahooo.. Today is the day where I can have a chance to meet my girlfriend.. I can have dinner with her today.. I can love her today.

I bought her gifts today. I be nice to her today. She loves me today!! For its Valentine's Day. It's a day for us to love each other.

Read between the line. Tell me what you can see through this entry.

'WhIcH I'm NoT'

Some people said, I lead a cool life.. They said they never saw me sad or mad or negatively in nature.

"You might be right and you might be wrong," I said humbly..

"I might looked cool to you, but like an ice cube..."

"Why ice cube?" they ask.

"Try putting an ice cube in your palm.. what do you feel? Cold for a while? Then what next?"

"It bites!" they said

When I was leaving the group, one of them said.. "Damn! He is cool"

'ShE's NoT My GF'

Aku check msg kat phone aku..

'Guess what?' dia kata.

'What'? aku balas

dia hantarkan gambar birthday cake..

'Oh, shit! Im sorry.. I dont know that its ur birthday today??'

'Not today, but the last 3 days'

'Hmm.. sorry dear. i bet u dont even know when is mine..'

'26.04.**' Fuck... she knows mine.. What an asshole i am!! kata diriku ini..

'Im sorry dear, i will make it up to you kay?'

'its okay dear.. hehe but promise me??'

'I will..'


Mudah, jika kita lupa birthday seorang wanita.. jika dia bukan GF kita sendiri.. diorang tak leh marah.. Damn! Im scandalous!! But I like!!

'UnGrAtEFulL'

Mengeluh, nagging, depressed, tertekan, tak puas hati, megeluh mengeluh, komplen, complain, mengeluh mengeluh....

Naluri seorang manusia kata kau? Bukan, itu bukan naluri seorang manusia untuk mengeluh, itu adalah hasil daripada perasaan tidak bersyukur kepada apa sahaja yang dikeluhkan...

Ia dicipta oleh manusia itu sendiri.. Kenapa??

'Aku penat la' 'Aku tak larat la' 'Aku benci la' 'Aku tak suka la makan kat sini' 'Susah la buat kerja ni'

Lantak korang la.

'Bunch of Monkeys'

Monyet, kenapa kau lompat sana? Lompat sini?

Kenapa tak duduk bersama dengan ahli-ahli kumpulan kau?

haaa... Degil kau monyet..

Akhirnya kawan-kawan ko jugak yang dapat upah pisang sebab panjat pokok kelapa..

Ko dapat apa??

Monyet betul..

UnCoNsCiOuSlY...

'Not everything that we want, we would get it!!!' kata Jess kat aku

'Oh, Im not gonna fall for that, for I always get what I wanted'- me

'Screw you E'



She knows that she get what she wanted... she just don't know about it yet. About me. Unconsciously, she is actually getting what she wants..

Then I kiss her lips.. she smiles and that face just showed that she get what she wanted..

A Kiss, not just a Kiss but a Kiss from her Living Soul.. thats what it is.

Kami lelaki sound direct punya!!

Macam biasa, kehidupan aku penuh dengan melepak dan bercerita tentang hidup masing-masing bersama member-member aku.. Kutuk mengutuk depan-depan sentiasa berlaku. Boys would always confront each other directly!! (Kadang-Kadang la)

Malaun- 'AKu nak berhenti merokok la, tak tahan aku.. duit, sakit dada, baik aku berhenti'

Aku- 'Baguslah macam tu. Teruskan'

Keesokkan harinya..

Malaun- "Pinjam rokok sebat?"

Lusa...

Malaun-"Ada rokok tak?"

Tulat...

Malaun- "E, sebat bleh?"

Aku- "Butoh ko la nak berhenti!! Kalau macam ni, aku pun nak berhenti!! Lahanat!!"

These people, i would rather categorized them as 'FUCKING ASSHOLE'

Its just nice to start with 'Hello'

Semalam aku pegi ke tempat yang tak pernah aku pegi berseorangan. Kisah lama aku berulang kembali. Aku ingat lagi bila aku berjalan berdua-duaan dengan Jasmine setahun yang lalu..

'Cliche' mungkin, tapi aku masih lagi mengingati keadaan dimana jari aku menggengam erat jari Jasmine di Taman ini.

'Hello' -aku

'hi'- dia

'kita pernah jumpa ke?'- aku

'im not sure' - dia

Im E by the way- aku

'im jessica, u can call me Jes..'- dia

so it started from there..................... again..